Best Big Brother in the World

I came out of my room a few minutes ago and said to my roommate Stephanie, "I have the best big brother in the world." She looked at me and said "Why? Did he give you money?" And I laughed. She knows how worried I am about my financial troubles. I said, "No...although that would be pretty cool.  No, he just called to talk. And now I feel better. I was so worried about my monologue earlier but I figure, who cares what Maria thinks about my acting skills? If she says anything mean to me, I'll just say, "It doesn't matter. Want to know why? Because I have the best big brother in the world!"